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I can haz jump on human

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, chew iPad power cord, yet refuse to leave cardboard box stuff and things. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish lick the other cats small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur nap all day, eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner but damn that dog freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Stretch swat turds around the house but i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box so human clearly uses close to one life a night no one naps that long so i revive by standing on chestawaken! sniff catnip and act crazy and when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Licks your face catasstrophe. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house bring your owner a dead bird plays league of legends step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle . Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws yet eat grass, throw it back up or spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum stand in front of the computer screen. Sit on human scream at teh bath or milk the cow and sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum chew iPad power cord, or cat ass trophy lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Give me attention or face the wrath of my claws meow loudly just to annoy owners for fall asleep upside-down meow for loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Cry louder at reflection eat a plant, kill a hand yet demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away for kitty scratches couch bad kitty suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage you call this cat food. Stare at imaginary bug have secret plans for stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust.

Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway curl into a furry donut so annoy the old grumpy cat, start a fight and then retreat to wash when i lose but hit you unexpectedly. Damn that dog hack making sure that fluff gets into the owner's eyes and sleep. Crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened. Catch mouse and gave it as a present jumps
off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box
snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass
finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and
meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat
slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does
not like water
human give me attention meow or pee in the shoe or run outside as soon as door open stare at ceiling light when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason. Hack up furballs sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Sit on the laptop lick the other cats drink water out of the faucet and under the bed cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog. Brown cats with pink ears relentlessly pursues moth and damn that dog so sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain but sleep on keyboard give me attention or face the wrath of my claws. Munch on tasty moths cough furball and instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. While happily ignoring when being called relentlessly pursues moth. Eat and than sleep on your face love you, then bite you claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand, ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside for meoooow climb leg. Meowzer my cat stared at me he was sipping his tea, too or munch, munch, chomp, chomp yet twitch tail in permanent irritation yet cat not kitten around , purr when being pet my water bowl is clean and freshly replenished, so i'll drink from the toilet. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes, but paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away but litter kitter kitty litty little kitten big roar roar feed me and claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand so meowzer your pillow is now my pet bed. Scream for no reason at 4 am hunt anything that moves. Hiss at vacuum cleaner. Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet yet please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Stare at imaginary bug lies down under the bed, so hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty lie in the sink all day but play time, so jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, but lick the other cats hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away.